Under 8 selection for this week

Mike G and Dan have had the slide rules out to work out that the players who didn't get play last week will have proportionately more time this week. Take into account that some didn't play against Penlan and then this is the equation:

playing time for a player (pl1)= minutes played last week x minutes played the previous week as a function of the ball in hand over the two weeks, less the sarcastic remarks made about Mike Morgan's legs from two weeks ago, over the square root of the times mud has been thrown in training which has accidently hit the coach, as an inverse function of the tiredness of the coach on the sideline making the subs who can't remember who went on last and for how long.

Applying this formula to myself means that the resultant number indicates I should stay in bed on Sunday morning.

QED: All selection queries to Mike G then.